Today a little bit of a palette cleanser if you will...
An exclusive to the Echo Report:
Baby Carter Presents from the Minnesota State Fair
Hello, My name is Baby Carter.
I’m reporting to you from the Minnesota State Fair where I met world renowned cult music icon Jeffrey Barnes of the band Brave Combo. Wizard that he is he spun the interview into a song from Brave Combo’s latest album CD Holidays!
Coal And Switches
By Jeffrey Barnes
Ho Ho Ho Little Boy, What Is It You Want?
“A Little Girl”
Yeah, Just What I Thought.
“Gee Santa Claus, You’re Sure Out Of Shape”
Hmm, Maybe I’ll Review Your Surveillance Tape.
Well Well Well.
You Blew Up The Toilet With An M-80,
You Told A Naughty Story To A Nice Lady.
You Back Talked Mom, You Told A Lie,
You Better Watch Out, I’m Telling You Why.
Coal And Switches, Coal And Switches.
That’s What The Bad Kids Are Gettin’ This Christmas.
Coal, Cold And Hard As Your Heart.
Little Thin Switches To Make You Smart.
Coal And Switches, Coal And Switches.
Either Way That Oughta Warm Your Britches.
Now, Ol’ Santa’s Mad,
‘Cause He Knows You’ve Been Bad.
What Are You Getting?
You Should Ask Your Dad.
Smack! Ow!
Do The Spank! Do The Spank!
Coal And Switches, Coal And Switches.
That’s What The Bad Kids Are Gettin’ This Christmas.
Coal, Cold And Hard As Your Little Heart.
Little Thin Switches, ‘Cause You Know That They Smart.
Coal And Switches, Coal And Switches.
That’s What You Get, You Little Sons Of Guns.
You’ve Done Had Your Fun, You’ll Get None For Christmas.
All You’ll Be Getting Is Coal And Switches.
Hey Jeffrey wasn’t kidding. Not only did I get a lot of Coal and Switches I got Brave Combo’s latest CD, Holidays!
Plus because Jeffrey is also kind of an evil wizard guy he whipped up a furious hail storm upon my cute little head.
You don’t believe me? I’ve got the pictures to prove it. My big brother Emmett was so scared he climbed up a street sign.
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